3.22.2015

But what if they turned real?

Monsters aren't real.

I know because my daddy says monsters are only real in stories.
He says that people make up monsters to give names to their fears.

But what if they turned real?

If monsters turned real, I would make friends with the good monsters and stay away from the bad monsters.

If monsters turned real, then magic carpets would turn real too, and I would ride one.

If monsters turned real, then I would dress like a ninja and carry a sword so I could fight the bad monsters.

If monsters turned real, I would wear my magic glasses that tell me which ones are nice and which are nasty, so I don't get tricked and eaten.

I wonder if monsters get magic glasses too?

1.31.2015

Dead not dead

"I've done good work." Nathan coughed out the words, his voice gurgling on seas of unseen phlem.

"You have, love. You have." Vicky squeezed the dying man's hand.

"Then why cry?" He said it to his wife, to the room and to the world.

"For me, love. I will miss you. I cry for my own loss. For our children's loss and for your friends loss... for us. Not because of business unfinished." She smiled and touched his face.

Nathan lost consciousness and did not wake again. Instead, in his fevered dreams, he saw a black cord stretching into infinity and heard a voice he did not recognize.

"Dude! How was it? Can you hear me, man? How was it?" A young man dressed in orange and black looked expectantly at him.

He looked down and saw his own young body. It hit him. He was 23 years old again - or rather always had been 23 years old and his name was Demetrius. He was still alive. He was not Nathan and he had not just died. He turned at looked at the sim-bed from which he had just arisen. A primal holler of joy flew from his throat.

"Fuck yeah! I'm not dead." Demetrius gave Austin (the previously unknown man in orange and black) a whallop of a high five. "That is the most awesome thing ever!"

Austin blinked. "Which part, man?"

"Dying and then not being dead." He cackled. "That, my friend, is a fucking amazing thing."

1.10.2015

Trolls

John touched the hilt of his sword nervously. There were too many people involved... too many variables. The barbarian tribes weren't following the discussion at all, if they even wanted to. The Hungarians were suspicious of everyone. John's own officers trusted him as a war leader, not a diplomat.

"Look." John gave his most sincere look to the barbarian envoy. "We can't just give you the lands east of the river. We have allies there. Allies who trust us to look after them."

The barbarian envoy crossed his arms and grunted. "Then you can pretend to fight us for it again." He laughed heartily.

The Hungarian jumped in. "But that's exactly why we're here... so we DON'T fight. Don't you get that?"

The barbarian took a step forward. "Don't you get I was joking, little man?"

John stepped forward with arms outstretched. "Everyone, please. Calm down. We're here to talk, not fight."

A skinny man from the Hungarian retinue stepped forward. "None of this is real."

John raised an eyebrow. "Who is this?"

"You all know this, right? You're just a bunch of zit covered kids connected to the dream vats." He draws his sword. Everyone takes a surprised step back and draws their weapons, including the main Hungarian diplomat.

"Bela, what in the devil's name are you talking about?"

"Control your minion, Zoltan!"

Bela makes a noise like an annoyed horse, jumps about and throws his sword to the ground. "This... is... not... real."

Zoltan, the Hungarian diplomat, stabs his own man in the low back. "Silence, scoundrel!"

There is a low rumble of arguing and then the scene fades, replaced with raucous laughter.

Bruce shoots out of the vat as if he had been stung by a thousand hornets.

"None of this is real!" His fellow fare employees taunt him.

Bruce shrugs. "Fucking dorks."

11.24.2014

Is The Only

Spare change waits for no Main Street man mole hole and I mean it this time because the presence of present presents is all I have, kind sir. All I'll ever have half heft of so get off my back, shirt of my broken back I will keep my half and half money thank you very mooch much monkey moniker. I can justify anything, you bring it and I'll string it straight bent broken curved wormholed whichever page I turn to that doesn't say sway what you want the end I will land there land ho ho no for you means yes sum zero sun hero game for me.

Win? Won already steady hand meets heady fate late fashionably so elbows and wrists wrapped with the latest, the presentist petitioners for lengthening waistcoats to turncoats and about faces that brings us to places, people, let's get this moving body going to pieces. Why? Known already through and too it is to a matter of practice, a hat man made madder by intuition inhibition and exhibition extuition if you can believe what you believed before I'm sure you can't not in this prehensile moment, this gasp in gasp out grasp at past's tale.

10.31.2014

Tag, Your Meme

Entering a rotisserie,
Secret Santa style.
I've been given
The gift of hate.

And now I regift it,
Ambitiously.

Next receiver,
Next giver.

Each iteration,
Each iterator,
Each begets eachen more.

10.27.2014

So what if it Rhymes?

It's a fine line
Between
A peraplegic pine
And
A cosmopolitan vine

(Just imagine a motionless tree
Hung with ivy that is forever free.)

That line?  It rhymes
With
A renegade mountain's chime
And
A disillusioned compost's lime.

10.25.2014

My Part

Hooks.  Little barbs through the skin.
A few at first and then.

A happy man said
Ride with them
Not down on them.

A noble jest, yes.
But no joke is
Funnier than being
Dragged down inches
To your death.